So Good Enough Mother had to crack open the bottle a bit early today because Cole, for some reason, would not give it a rest. Why is that, you ask? Oh who knows! All I know is that mini-Mussolini wanted all his playmates to fall in line, which they did not do, which prompted the whining that drove me to the wine.
Okay, so sipping the nectar of the gods and tooling around the net, I happened upon this hilarious video for a dating site called CougarLife.com that specializes in hooking up ‘older’ women with younger men (or ‘cubs’ at they call them). Yes this site actually exists!
Of course we all know what a Cougar is having been bludgeoned to death with non stop snarky stories about predatory mature women and the defenseless lambs they prey upon…
But take a good look at these women and tell me what’s wrong with this picture? I don’t think a single one of them is over 30!
There are no stretch marks, cellulite, liposuction scars or clear evidence of Botox. Come on now.
Outside of that it’s just plain cheesy. See for yourself.
So if these young women are classified as cougars, I must be a Saber Tooth tiger.
Oh well, nothing that a good bottle of wine won’t fix!!!
So are you sick of the Cougar phenomenon? And would you ever frequent a site like Cougar Life… start sharing your stories… nothing is off limits here!
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